fuck yeah, paint chips.

mother fuck,
rock
paper
rock.
the only tools you need.

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via laughcentre)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via laughcentre)

assiest:

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

(via doughnot)